Young Obama smoking weed.

On Monday the Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barrack Obama issued new guidelines for arresting those who are both legally selling and buying the marijuana.

The new policy tells prosecutors to stop wasting their time going after those in compliance with the state law, specifically those providing or using medical marijuana.

The 3 page long memo urges the prosecutors in the 14 states allowing medical marijuana and to top officials at the FBI and Drug Enforcement Administration to go after marijuana cases that involve violence, the illegal use of firearms, selling pot to minors, money laundering or involvement in other crimes.

While the DEA and FBI may be upset about the new policy, medical marijuana advocates are excited that the Obama has kept his word on changing the policy.

Bruce Mirken of the Marijuana Policy Project says the change “moves the federal government dramatically toward respecting scientific and practical reality.”

13 states now allow the use of medical marijuana and 14 states currently have medical marijuana legislation pending.

Here are the lucky 13… in case you’re thinking of moving:

Alaska, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington.

A balloon set adrift today by a 6-year-old boy from his parents’ Colorado home was empty when it landed.

So he either landed safely and went for a walk. OR he fell the fuck out of it. I mean, it’s a goodamm ballloon.

Some people are saying it’s a hoax or ploy for attention from the family. A sibling had reported seeing the boy on board. His science enthusiasts parents were featured on ABC’s Wife Swap in March, so they might just be eccentric weirdos who are trying to get famous. OR he really did fly off in a balloon and now he’s missing.

Either way, it’s sad.

Click HERE to read more about this breaking news.

President Barack Obama speaks at a dinner for the Human Rights Campaign on the eve of a massive gay rights rally.

Equal Rights for EVERYONE!!!!!

President Obama has been president for only 8 months and he has already won The Nobel Peace Prize… 

Yes, being the first black president was not enough. He also gets The Nobel Peace Prize!

And the most awesome part- he’s the first recipient of the honor who got the Peace Prize based on just his ASPIRATIONS. That’s right. Most people have to DO something… Obama got it just for having great goals.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee said it honored his “extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.”

The president had not been mentioned as among front-runners for the prize, and the roomful of reporters gasped when the chairman of the Nobel committee, announced Obama’s name.

Umm… Tehy’re giving out Nobel Peace Prizes based on aspirations?!!! 

ATTENTION Nobel Peace Prize Peeps: I, Olivia Munn, would like to hereby and this forth day thus announce my very serious goals and aspirations. I would like to submit that my goals are just as great, if not better than Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize-worthy aspiratons:

- I aspire to make a hoverboard.

- I aspire to give a bag of Ramen noodles to everyone in Darfur.

- I have a goal to aspire to one day do something great enough to get a Nobel Peace Prize.

….. Cool! So…. uh, let me know!

The death count is up to 240 people and there are 300,000 left homeless in the Philippines after Manila got its heaviest rainfall in more than 40 years.

More than 80 percent of the capital was under water at one point Sunday. Tropical Storm Ketsana, which has since strengthened into a typhoon, engulfed whole houses and buses.

So sad. My thoughts are with everyone there. So sad.