Awesome
Yay! You can pre-order my book now!!!!!
(Yes, that is a picture of a Little Olivia above.)
Holy crap! It’s finally about that time! I’ve worked so hard for the last year on writing my first book. It’s called Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek.
It’s a David Sedaris-type book with a collection of stories from my life. From finding my first agent in LA (which ended with me staring at a collection of his girlfriend’s vagina) to dressing up as superheroes to my 8th grade boyfriend who had turrets.. and ALSO I featured a collection of the best Fan Art I could find to honor all of you, who have made this book possible.
I’m really proud of it and worked really hard to make it a book all of you would love and walk away feeling like you know me better and also that you had a good laugh and maybe, maybe learned a little something about the plights of the Eastern Europeans in the arctic tundras of the 17th century… okay. maybe that last one was a little much.
But, please order a book! You’ll love it. And I’ll love you more. And so will God.
Click HERE to GET MY BOOK NOW. Kthxbyeloveya!














