(Yes, that is a picture of a Little Olivia above.)

Holy crap! It’s finally about that time! I’ve worked so hard for the last year on writing my first book. It’s called Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek.

It’s a David Sedaris-type book with a collection of stories from my life. From finding my first agent in LA (which ended with me staring at a collection of his girlfriend’s vagina) to dressing up as superheroes to my 8th grade boyfriend who had turrets.. and ALSO I featured a collection of the best Fan Art I could find to honor all of you, who have made this book possible.

I’m really proud of it and worked really hard to make it a book all of you would love and walk away feeling like you know me better and also that you had a good laugh and maybe, maybe learned a little something about the plights of the Eastern Europeans in the arctic tundras of the 17th century… okay. maybe that last one was a little much.

But, please order a book! You’ll love it. And I’ll love you more. And so will God.

Click HERE to GET MY BOOK NOW. Kthxbyeloveya!

On the set of Sucker Punch, Zack Snyder and Larry Fong send me a note to let me know they’re thinking of me..  How sweet!

This is an awesome shot of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double laying out and taking in the sun in their matching slave girl outfits while filming Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi.

Oh, Asians. You so crazy with your crazy Asian names.

This is awesome and hilarious. And I honestly feel like Melissa Joan Hart asked for it. I mean, first of all, she started it. Second of all, if you’re gonna start it, you better make sure your joke is good. And hers, WAS NOT. Point goes to Kimmel.