Bret Michaels shows off stupid injuries

Bret Michaels puts up pics on his MySpace page of his injuries at the Tony Awards when he was taken out by the stage. You know what they say- Douchey things happen, to douchey people.
Jun 11, 2009 |

Bret Michaels puts up pics on his MySpace page of his injuries at the Tony Awards when he was taken out by the stage. You know what they say- Douchey things happen, to douchey people.
HEYYYYYYYYYYY………….”ROCK OF NOSE”………..!!!!!!!!………..OOOOOO…….K
I LOVE THIS!
“Yes I rocked so hard! And I’m glad I’m wearing my cowboy hat inside so that I can’t see what’s above— NOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
gross. Are we sure that’s not a cold sore.
YES!!! lol
Momma always told me skeevy is as skeevy does.
What a dumbass.
EPIC FAIL, Hey Olivia I think you should post the video of keyboard cat playing off bret micheals!! it would be hilarious!!
point and laugh! bahahaha.
Yet another reason why 80’s metal rock bands never stood the test of time…..Ah the 80’s…. So how many drunken gay cowboys are we gonna give this one Olivia?
hahaha, that was really funny
I think his show rock of love should be called rock of skank. You get these classless whores who are just in it for the money and most of them are total bitches anyway. If I ever saw him in public I would push him in front of a bus if I had the oppurtunity
You guys are to hard on Bret, in his defense that wall was not a stripper parading around in a low cut bikini being drunk and swearing at other girls while dry humopng him in front of a camera. I mean the man can only see in so many spectrums…
Does it make me a bad person if I can’t quit watching this video? It’s like a prayer that I never made being answered in advance.
Getting asked to perform at the Tony Awards = Rose
Getting your face smashed by a prop as you strut off stage = Thorn
Someone please stop me.
Oh man, I hope he’s ok! Is there a way we can donate money for his medical bills?
What a fucktard. Too bad he didn’t loose any teeth.
Amen Olivia, amen. (about the douchey thing)
What a dumbass…Fail.
yes! f*ck that dbag.he’s definitely on my list of celebs i want to punch in the face
this guy totally deserved it! haha
Did someone get the license of that Rock of Love Bus that ran over Bret Michaels?
I was worried about that prop for a second, but Brett’s face broke it’s fall.
He looks like someone getting stepped on in an old Godzilla movie. Someone should mash those two up.
i was hoping it was gonna rip his wig off
Awesome!
always good to see karma in action, plus no talents getting punished for giving the audience a headache.
OMGWTF!!!
Stage Direction 101, Brett! ;P
totally yelled HA! once.
I think I heard he was kept off site, just in case his clamghonoherpescrabs got into the ventilation system. Those poor doctors had to wear a Class III hazmat suit just to patch him up.
This happened on the weekend before your Bing-a-thon. You totally should of spoofed it. Fred Willard taken out by a prop, uncontrollable lizzing.
Next time they’ll be sure to put a blade on the bottom. No blunt injuries, just a lopped off head.
Stage curtain: 1….Bret Michaels: 0….The winner by TKO: Stage curtain!!!
HA HA HA!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
When a fucking loser douchebag!
Epic Fail!
he’s such a tool. he probably thinks those injuries make him more of a badass. FAIL.
THATS WHAT YOU FUCKIN’ GET FOR “ROCK OF LOVE:2 ” YAH JERK!
he looked like crap
We have a word for people like him - cock. Nearly as funny as captain caveman at the gas station.
Cant not figure out what was the bigger FAIL, Brett Michaels appearing at the Tony Awards in the first place or him not being able to see the gigantic set piece coming towards him. Nice Work D- Bag! FAIL!
I was laughing my ass all the way to the 1st Bank of Comedic Gems watching what happened to that doucher
ha! hilarious!!!
Sometimes karma doesn’t bite you in the ass… just smacks you in the face. Sweet.
lmao! well put.
truly a douche till the end..
Schadenfreude…oh, just feels like home.
Schadenfreude. What a great word. Too bad it doesn’t translate well.
But still, a great way to go through life.
AHAha , He is a douche, a douche that doesnt want 2 get old, face the facts already!
Bret Michaels, FAIL!
ug don’t give any attention to this guy Olivia
Play em off Keyboard Cat….
That’s what I was thinking of too.
Yet another reason (besides not looking retarded, tempting people to punch you in the face) not to wear a cowboy hat unless you’re an actual cowboy .
And another reason why wearing a wolfskin hat is good for your health/face. If he’d been dressed like your new BFF, the curtain or stage drop or whatever that thing’s called would’ve caught on fire because it was touching awesomeness.
Poor lil fella. Whats up with his head anyway? Its always covered. Does he have another eye up there or something?
Someone had too much Haterade, maybe one too many hatertots. Why no love for Brett? This guy bleeeds Rock and Roll!!!