Boy refused birth certificate because of weird name
Some parents in Moscow named their son BOCh RVF 26062002- which translates into a Russian acronym for Biological Human Object of the Voronin-Frolov Genus (DoB). What???!! That is crazy.
So, officials refused to give a birth certificate to the 6-year-old boy, saying they’re looking at the boy’s best interests. Because, really, how’s he supposed to grow up with a name like that? The other kids will make his life hell.
Now here’s the best part of the story! Because there is no legislation in Russia against giving kids weird names. And in the process of trying to convince the court that they’re not alone (which didn’t work and their appeal was turned down), they found LOTS of other weird-ass names.
IN 2008, these names were registered in Russia:
English equivalent of the words North, Dolphin, Wind,and Moon.
Which I don’t think are so weird in English, but who knows what they sound like in Russian. But, in 2005, they were weirder!!
2005 registered baby names: Leaf Salad, Aviation Dispatcher, Russia, Privatization, Cool, Viagra and Simply a Hero.
AND in New Zealand they found that a family court judge made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court in order to change her name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Seriously!! These people are crazy!! They are definitely takin’ some hits off the old water pipe.
Here’s a list of more names that were refused registration:
Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Fish and Chips. However the names Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence somehow got through.
Oh, Russia and New Zealand- you’re so drunk!
FYI- I’ve always wanted to name my baby with a “The” in the middle. Like Jacob The Lionslayer Munn. Or Lucy The Dragon Hunter Munn.
I know- it’s pretty awesome.
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hey guys i know a really weird name……………………steve!!!!!!! its super weird right?
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
I love this! Kudos to the parents; I’m glad there are still creative minds out there! Why is everybody so conditioned to like any other name? What’s really so wrong about this name? What are their parameters anyway?
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This is the exact reason why a safety and health policy is so important.
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i cant remember what book this was from but there was a section in it with wierd names from around the world and 2 names were from africa and they looked like orangejello and lemonjello but it sounded like oron-jelo and le-mon-jelo
i found out the name of the book its called Freakonomics. its pretty cool book if u ever get bored.
SEX FRUIT!!!
one of the native tribes in Sarawak, Malaysia, with their surname “Lanjau”, in one of the Chinese dialects, it sounds like “Penis”.
So i got a classmate named Boniface Lanjau, and he is an athlete sprinter, just imagine how we cheered for him - BONIFACE! LANJAU! BONIFACE! LANJAU!
Hahah crazy Russians.
Cool Fact: “The” is an actual middle name in Vietnamese culture, so technically you could get away with giving your child that middle name.
LMFAO!!!
you should it XDD
Yeah my boyfriends roommate last name is Walker and the names he wants to give his kids are:
Boy- Luke Sky Walker
Girl- Jabber Walker
crazy people.
It bugs me when parents want to name their kids only slightly stupid names, like a regular name with a fucked up spelling even. My daughters are Katherine Victoria and Allison Nicole. Good, solid, properly spelled names, easily shortened for brevity. I mean really, people, get off the drugs when naming your spawn, m’kay?
Wow those are some fucking weird names.
i new a guy named Eric The Fred
Those are awesome names with the slight exception of Sex Fruit, but as my friend pointed out they are the fruit of sex. Pretty sure we don’t have name laws here either. Would be crap if we did, who’s to say what’s strange? Maybe set it to the old Catholic standard. Names should be awesome, not boring and unoriginal, most people go by a nickname anyways.
McLovin is still the best name ever.
My littlest brother’s real name is Myles Walker. He is the youngest so I think by then my parents were trying to amuse themselves.
Yeah…..only celebrities can name their children something stupid.
Though, Miss Munn, I do like your name ideas. Lucy the Dragon Hunter Munn is an awesome name.
I got some for you:
- Olivia the Hotness Munn
- Olivia the Pie Smasher Munn
- Olivia the Blog Queen Munn
I got tons of those…..well, not really….
my sister wanted to marry a guy with the last name Brown so she could name the progeny of said union is Golden Hash. really
my real name is r2d2…my middle name is…megatron…my last name is syn-tex error!!!
I blame celebrities. Pretty soon “normal” names will be odd.
“Hey Apple!”
“Whats up Moxie Crimefighter ?”
“This kid’s got a funny name. Tell him you name kid”
“John.”
“You’re weird kid. I hope you don’t run into Kal-El. He’ll be merciless.”
Awesome parents.
I’m gonna name my first kid ‘Human Beta 0.10′.
I figure eventually I’ll create the perfect person.
Although I am very keen on Jesus of Beelzebub Tomato Source
Glad I don’t have a name like that. Very awesome names Olivia.
Wow I am not so bummed about being named Kyle anymore.
and don’t forget what jason lee named his son… pilot inspektor!
or simply a middle name “the.”
I didn’t know you could deny a name a parent gave to their child. How depressing.
damn russians and their crazy name laws,(or lack of)
and i always thought the name Daniella Sunshine, would be bitchin
I used to hate my name a lot. Although now im glad that i dont have a name like Sex Fruit. High school would be rough man!
I always thought about naming my kid Charlemagne (when I have one). It just seems cool.
You didn’t happen to your “The” middle name while watching Humboldt County, did you? BTW: If you have a boy while still unmarried, you should name him Otto. Or possibly Sal.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY….THAT’S SOME STUPID SHIT…..THE NAME…………………….K
If i have a kid i am going too name it snee
Homer got it right when he changed his name to Max Power, best name ever.
that name sounds like some robot model…good going government that refused the give that name
Some twisted people out there. Damn, if I’d gotten named one of those lame this, I’d have slapped them when I got older. Hey, at least the doctors are making some sense.
“Danger” is the best middle name ever.
“Violence” isn’t actually that bad~ I could roll out as Violence. “What up, big V!”
This reminds me of that guy that named himself after superheroes. Random.
Heywood Jablomey….
Lucifer Judas Munn….
My wife witnessed someone name their child Clamydia at the county hospital when she was on rotation there (mom said she liked the sound of the name). I also know a woman who married into the name Anita Dyck.
Craaaaaaaa-zinesss! I read about the New Zealand names a few months ago, ppl are insane, but it makes me laugh.
Haha, stupid parents with their crazy baby names!
^ That was me laughing at them. ^
So the kid’s 6 and he doesn’t have a name? That’s not gonna be a problem
The worst name I’ve ever heard a kid being named is Meconium. A woman that had just given birth to her son overheard the nurses discuss that they had to clean the meconium off of him before they could hand him over to her. She loved the sound of the word and named the baby it. Meconium is baby shit, specifically baby shit from the time the baby was in the womb.
silly russians..