Book Tour begins! First stop: Yay City!!!
My first book Suck it Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek comes out tomorrow, July 6!
It’s a collection of short stories from my life from getting my first agent in Hollywood, to meeting Hollywood Royalty and then having him hand me a used antique dildo to bribing kids in kindergarten to let me play with them… I also give you lots of tips for your life… Like how to have more sex, how to survive the robot invasion.. you know- important shit.
Below are the confirmed dates for my book tour so far, and we’re still looking to add more stuff. It’s just been a little hard with my schedule, but as soon as things are confirmed, I’ll let you know! In the meantime, the below is confirmed…
Hope you can make it! It’s gonna be lots of fun and braiding hair and reading and painting our feelings…. love.
Wednesday, July 7th:
7:30pm – Reading/Signing at Borders in Columbus Circle (Time Warner Center) NYC
Thursday, July 8th:
7:45am – Live Radio Interview at National Public Radio “The Takeaway” (until 8:15am)
Friday, July 9th:
8am-ish (still not sure on exact time)-CBS “Early Show”
8:00pm – Signing at Midtown Comics in Times Square
Saturday, July 10th
7:00pm – Reading/Signing at Book Revue in Huntington, Long Island
Ill have more contests with different prizes that I’ll be announcing this week.
I wouldn’t have a book deal at all if it wasn’t for all of your support, so thank you thank you thank you for everything you’ve helped give me… I love you all from the bottom of my cold, lifeless heart. ki ki!











Oh no! I bought your book
Telling my boyfriend “Gosh I hope i’m the 10,000th!” lmao!
But I read this blog too late.
Otherwise I would have made a kick ass video.
But Great Book Olivia, I really enjoyed it on my 13 hour long car ride to visit family. Hope to hear about your future contests. <3 Congratulations on NY Bestseller.
hi i found this website where you can download sandrail plans
Hey Olivia!
What’s the status of the contest? Haven’t heard anything about it after submitting an entry…
Olivia is a wicked busy girl right now so I assume that she hasn’t allocated enough time to watch all the videos yet. Just be patient and she’ll eventually announce a winner or 3. Its amazing the workload she has taken on this year. I don’t envy her. I’m way too lazy to do all that. lol
apparently she gave the contest to a person who didn’t submit a video. what a dishonest contest.
is the contest going to be chosen in August bc it said turn in by july but she will pick it in June. I’m guessing it was a typo and she will be picking it in August?
@michaelcross
Wha?? How do you know that? Is there any proof of this like an announcement you can link me to? Besides, there are supposed to be 3 winners right? I thought that these videos were still being chosen, thus the lack of any update…
it took me a while, but I’ve found the perfect birthday gift for you Olive girl, and from this day til we meet again, will be enough time to set the right curses upon these items I have as gifts, our next meet will take 4 minutes of seriousness, but after that,then watch ME act a fool like dancing or something,just happy.
oxox
‘ YOU look like a legion!’ lol =]
please dance around the month of my birth.
hey, babe, would it be too much to ask, if you can, please. Give it until the 20th to make our video entry? I got some things brewing,and I just need a little more time.
thanks..but if not, then still I say, Thanks Olive Girlxx
Olivia wheres the Bay love. The Bay boys would LOVE to have you roll through and do a signing here as well.
No DC visit? I cry : ( It must be bad if I’m using an emoticon.
olivia munn can only do book signings and readings in new york, california and one place in texas. yay city??? wack.
I was fortunate enough to attend the reading/signing in Huntington, NY July 10th. Olivia is every bit as funny and entertaining in person as she appears on television and I highly recommend seeing her in person if you have the opportunity! Her reading felt a little hit or miss but I imagine some of that was a struggle between reading word for word from the book and speaking from memory. Funny stuff either way but it was Olivia’s interaction with the audience that made the experience. Felt like she truly connected with us in the audience and it was no different when I met her in person as she signed and personalized my book. If you read these comments Olivia, I was the EMT who’s wife forgot his birthday and you personalized all over my book to make her jealous. My wife seemed amused so either it worked, or I’m in more trouble than before! Either way, THANK YOU! =)
Any truth to a book signing in Chicago today. Tons of reports saying Borders on State St or Borders on Michigan Ave….
I too finished the book in a day. I really liked, but I was going to resell it because moneys a little tight right now. But then I seen the flipside of the dust jacket and I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
Olivia, come to the Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, IL!! If Chelsea Handler, Lauren Conrad, and JK Rowling can do it you can do it better!
I got your book at in the mail at 4:30 this afternoon and finished it straight through at 10:20 this evening. Great job, funny, sweet and sad with your usual sauciness dashed in. Your story about your Grandmother, tear jerker…my mom passed away 2 years ago in the car in front of our house from a heart attack….I know…I froze, I felt like I sould have done CPR, and I’m a cop, done it several time before….but its different when its one of your own, I panicked. You should be very proud of your book…I laughed, I cried , I kissed 22 bucks goodbye….and I could’nt have been happier or more entertained.
Any plans on release for Kindle? I only buy books for my kindle these days!
Just got my book in the mail. After reading the first few chapters, I can say that this is one funny book. Plus, the poster behind the cover is AWESOME. More of that, please!!
I hope Olivia stops in Michigan.
What about Canada? Any plans to come up here?
What about Miami show some love
You were totally awesome at the signing at Midtown Comics: the positive vibes you put out could not be measured.
As always, you rock!!!
Umm.. come to the South(east) Please!!! ATL or Charlotte would be great!!
Got the book in the mail yesterday!!!! YES!!!! and finished it!!! Thanks and can’t wait for the signing, so i’ll leave the rest of my comments there
read your book!!
it was awesome
i would buy your book but i dont read books.
I just got the book in the mail!
Boston please? :3
Any chance of San Francisco? I am from Portland and I know a lot of us Portlanders could hop a quick flight to San Fran!
Congrats and all the best Olivia!
No Austin, Texas? I thought it was one of your favorite cities? u_u,
zomg come to Chicago. D:
Why no Houston?!…. hmmmmm? Why don’t you love us…..
Boston?! Maybe? Please!
You’ve already seen my goods babe.
Interesting that while the book ‘just’ came out on the 6th…I was able to pick it up last week when I picked up the 600th issue of Wonder Woman (in her new costume)….Hmmm….
Possible winner of contest - motor-biker who makes a parachute jump into the Grand Canyon. I can’t … No chance. What a shame!
you should come to the bay area olivia. san francisco would be the best bet, because i would be able to go there and meet you haha <3 go to san francisco please olivia
any chance of you coming to the DC area?
That heart isn’t cold or lfeless or you wouldn’t treat the fan base the way you do….and we all love you too.
just picked up the book today succckkk itttttttt..jk you don’t have to suck
Amazon says my copy will be here Thursday!! Can’t wait!!
This book will save us from the oil spill and hurricane season! The Gulf Coast needs you…Come to Houston!
Olivia -I’m planning on coming to Pasadena or L.A. only because those are the only stops I see for CA. Any chance you’ll be in Northern CA, SF maybe? Hope so!
Any chance you’ll be signing in Northern CA? Say, the Bay Area or Wine Country?
got your book! on p 36..
seeing ur schedule i realized i wouldnt be able to get my book signed.
i reach ny the 11th.. lol
damn..
ps: ur welcome
OMG I got your book today! I GOT THE LAST F*CKING COPY TOO. Soo happy :))
Am I the only NON-Geek chick that loves you, and that isn’t hot for your body? Huh… Well, wish you were coming to FL, miss you on ATOTS
Damn Olivia!! You’re gonna be hitting my parts of New York hard!!
I may hit you up at one of those locales! ;D
Gah, Im so excited its possible I wont sleep so I may look like crap Congrats and see ya tomorrow (^.~)
Umm, I love you. See you tomorrow!
Great read! Everyone should pick up the audio version too… it’s great and if you think the book is awesome, it’s even better hearing Olivia read it!
I ordered a copy from Amazon. I hope I get to meet Olivia when she does her book signing in the Borders in San Diego during ComicCon. That would be the highlight of my trip to ComicCon.