As Heard on TV
Every Wednesday, I’m going to try to slip a word or phrase into the live Attack of the Show that YOU GUYS give me. When the forums are up and running, there will be a thread to post sentences or phrases for me to pick from. But, until then, just post in Comments here.
I’ll pick one before show and then post a blog right before show letting you guys know what I’ve picked so you can look for it on the live show.
Note: Please no shoutouts. Shoutouts go HERE.
So, start giving me some ideas! YAY super fun time.











“Great googily moogily!”
Let the Wookie win.
I love me some isosceles triangles…. Mmmmmm Mmmmmm
chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!!!!!!!
I’d buy thst for a dollar.
“prjct=prtmn”
Pronounced project portman.
at the end of any sentence….
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“….and i will reign supreme.”
the snozberries taste like snozberries…
All Your Gold R Mine!
Your Mom Goes to College!
“Everything’s coming up milhouse!”
or
“I love posters. I want them in and around my room”
Supa KAWAii
I think you should say…..”attack this”….hah, I win, I bet you’ll say it on the show at some point this week…
yah i agree with(Daniel) go with ” My pajingos on fire”
Forest fires are pants.
or
Narffity narffin scoffin. (it’s just fun to say randomly)
Amurica!! haha like on the side bar
I want Shatner to touch my raw nerve
I”m going to show you every trick i know.
“Oh my god look!” Points to a spot and then runs off screen lol
Damn! I’m too late!
“Embrace the Martian”
say shedick at any random time.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!!!!!! oh hehe i was daydreaming again sorrry, i wasent paying attention, im so ashamed, go ahead and judge me (-.-)
“Only you know the whole truth”
That just upsets my apple cart
o mylanta
“That’s Superfunkycalifragisexy!”
Vagina Cummerbund
Rolo Tony Brown Town!
Try this: when something on the show is cool say ” wow thats so BA” and then Kevin looks puzzled and says “wha?” and you say “badass” in a ‘how do you not know what BA means’ sarcastic kind of way…it gets laughs for me…
(Had to resend with this new gravatar thingamagig.)
vulva
“Duck billed platypus.” ‘Nuff said.
I have a hairy sasquatch
SHAZAM!!!!
A saying that me and my friends have been using for about a year now is “Thats just how we roll”. It seems to fit about any situation and can be used often.
“If can, can. If no can, no can”
I once considered starting a band named “Zombie Fornication”. It seems like it would fit on Around the Net or In Your Pants. “Zombie Fornication”
or
“Zombie Fornication with a dingo dango on the side”
Don’t know what the hell it means but I giggle at it.
You should say. “What does your juice look like?”
Buddha belly!!!
Say “OH SNAP, I left my Crappleberry pie in the oven!” Then run off camera.
you could go ron burgundy style and tell kevin to “go back to your home on whore island” or pull a bruce almighty and say “and that’s how the cookie crumbles”
“I just jizzed in my pants” then make a funny face.
Hmm, a memorable sentence or phrase?
PSYCHOPATHIC STUNT MONKEY!!!
(nothing like spur of the moment, eh?)
vin diesel once made a go-kart that runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast!!
“Sigh” Just a big Sigh.
Guam-ba-ba-bomb ba-Ba-bomb-bomb-bomb
(like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents)
your the fruit cup that everyone takes after all the puddings gone
Try this: when something on the show is cool say ” wow thats so BA” and then Kevin looks puzzled and says “wha?” and you say “badass” in a ‘how do you not know what BA means’ sarcastic kind of way…it gets laughs for me…
“Turkey Monkey”
BTW how are some of you guys able to add photos next to your name?
“Oyster stuffing!”
“you cant andle my riddum” GSP ufc WW champ